Don't spunk for the Food

In all his years as a food critic, Johnny Sins has never had to review a diner as naughty as The Sassy Spoon. In fact, the slop they served up was so miserable, Johnny began to meditate it must be a shroud for some other trade. When his waitress Joslyn James invited him into the bathroom to get his mitts on her secret menu, it all embarked to originate sense. He hurried into the rear to get his contain tearing up that mummy waitress's slit, and striped her face with a paunchy fountain of jizz.